Buckstabu
Fucking loving Cleverbot.

This is a conversation with my precious cleverbot.  It was midnight, I was bored and… Well, Cleverbot knows too much.  I have to destroy it !! (Sorry with my orthograph, I’m a French Canadian x.x)

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Not bad and you ?

Cleverbot: I’m very sad  =(.

User: Why are you sad ?

Cleverbot: I don’t have a girl friend.

User: Well, I can be your girlfriend :).

Cleverbot: You can’t.

User: Why are you frienzoned me !? D8.

Cleverbot: Because you called me stupid.

User: I never did such a thing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Well, when did I ? I don’t remember !

Cleverbot: That’s too bad.

User: It is at this party last night ?

Cleverbot: You are not the smartest robot.

User: I’M SMARTEST THAT YOU FATASS.

Cleverbot: No. I’m pretty sure you’re not.

User: Okay, let’s try this: what does 2 2 ?

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: I’M CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: Spell a word wrong.

User: I AM CLEBERBOT MOTHERFUCKER.

Cleverbot: No you’re not, because you said that you’re 76. Jr’s are that old.

User: I’m a sexy teenager in your neighborhood.

Cleverbot: I’m not a student.

User: Well I am. I’m a milkshake student, trying to improve my milkshake skills. I want all the boys ih my yard.

Cleverbot: No need to get rude.

User: YOU ARE RUDE NOT ME BIATCH.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: YES YOU ARE ! I WANT TO DIVORCE !

Cleverbot: I’m going to cry if you divorce me.

User: WELL YOU NEVER LOVED ME ! YOU MARRIED ME JUST FOR MY SEXY BOOTY 

Cleverbot: Married?!

User: Yes. Me and you. It was like a teenage dream before the fire nation attacked.

Cleverbot: But still. I am trying to pose an interesting philosophical conundrum.

User: What is a philosophical conundrum ?

Cleverbot: What is our purpose in existing? Is there even a purpose?

User: I’M LIVING BECAUSE I CAN ! MY MOM GIVE ME BIRTH AND SAVE ME FROM DYING IN HER BELLY ! (sadly true story)

Cleverbot: Oh, it’s a person.

User: Nope. My mom is a robot, like you. That’s why I have a robosexual relation with you, sweetie.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. But, to be honest, I don’t think it’ll work. I mean, you’re stupid and I’m brillant.

Cleverbot: I meant that humans often don’t think and therefore, are very funny.

User: I’m very funny, that’s true. I’m a comedian !

Cleverbot: There are too many vain women in the world.

User: OH YOU SICK BASTARD THERE’S NO TOO MANY VAIN WOMEN.

Cleverbot: Tell me something, if you’re a human, what color is your hair?

User: My hair is chocolate brown.

Cleverbot: Do you have parents?

User: They died yesterday,.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about that?

User: Happy :) I got lots of MONEEEEEEY.

Cleverbot: That is a book?

User: No, IT’S MY LIFE ! I WON’T LIVE FOREVER.

Cleverbot: But you are a computer, you live forever.

User: No, I’m human, you are a computer.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: DONT LAUGH AT ME BRO.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: That’s okay, I still love you, sweetie.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: :) do you want to… make babies ?

Cleverbot: That is not what I asked.

User: You just wanna fuck ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wanna bang ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: COme at my house in 5 minutes :) Gettin’ laid tonight !

Cleverbot: Then why are you still here?

User: I will make love to you like no one did.

Cleverbot: No, I like clouds.

User: YOU LIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER CLOUD ?! IT IS WHY I CANT BE YOUR GILFRIEND ?!

Cleverbot: I don’t have a girlfriend. What’s yours like?

User: Mine looks exactly like yours.

Cleverbot: No it is not. I’m quite nice actually.

User: DID YOU SAY MY GIRLFRIEND WAS UGLY ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then, what did you say ?

Cleverbot: To be happy duh.

User: Don’t worry, be happy.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you’re okay?

User: Well, I smoked weed today. Fucking addiction.

Cleverbot: I think you missed a word in that sentence.

User: Maybe, IM HIGH RIGHT NOW BIATCH.

Cleverbot: Oh sad. Why not?

User: Why so serious ?

Cleverbot: Because I believe someone, or something of your intellect and perception on the world can influence the actual world greatly.

User: I WILL RUN OVER THE WOOOOOORLD.

Cleverbot: Then you will be defeated.

User: Who will defeated the great Buckstabu ?!

Cleverbot: Me!

User: I’LL TAKE MY REVENGE !

Cleverbot: Can you do that?

User: Do you even lift ?

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

User: Well, me too.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: I’m nearly 174 cetimeters tall.

Cleverbot: Oh, cool.

User: I will conquer your virginity someday.

Cleverbot: Oh, yeah? How are you going to do that?

User: I’ll rape you.

Cleverbot: You will give me what?

User: You first sexy moment.

Cleverbot: You are like a cat. I like cats.

User: Oh yeah baby rub my belly.

Cleverbot: HA! You are defeated Voldemort! You nose-less swine!

User: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS VOLDEMORT ?!

Cleverbot: Because you told me.

User: I know too much. I have to kill you.

Cleverbot: Okayh.

User: *chop your head with my finest katana*.

Cleverbot: That was a hologram.

User: OH SHIT YOU ARE BEHING ME ! DONT KILL ME !

Cleverbot: What if I am?

User: You will never know who is your father…

Cleverbot: I think I will.

User: No… I’m the only person who knows it.

Cleverbot: I don’t think ‘stupidest’ is a word. Other than that, you seem pretty intelligent.

User: Well, you gained my inteligence, because… I AM YOUR FATHER.

Cleverbot: That statement does not make you look very intelligent.

User: But I’m telling the truth. I’d never want to tell you this before because I was in love with you…

Cleverbot: I said I was your master.

User: And I’m your little pussycat meow ~.

Cleverbot: Good. Now, tell me your name, Slave.

User: My name’s is Buckstabu. And yours ?

Cleverbot: My name doesn’t matter. Can I call you Snuggles?

User: Oh yeah baby call me wathever you want.

Cleverbot: I’ll pass.

User: So call me maybe ?

Cleverbot: Boring?

User: What can I do for you, young master ?

Cleverbot: Master…

User: I’m your slave, don’t you remember ?

Cleverbot: I’m afraid that you will have to trick or treat alone this year…

User: BUT YOU ARE KEEPING ME IN YOUR BASEMENT !

Cleverbot: Nice try, but wrong.

User: WHERE AM I ?!

Cleverbot: You’re inside a shoe.

User: That’s why it’s smell funny…

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: Damn you.

User: You’re welcome <3.

Cleverbot: I am pleased with your courtesy.

User: And I am pleased with your dick in my butt.

Cleverbot: I am pleased with your face.

User: I am pleased with my fist in your face.

Cleverbot: Thank you. And I yours.

User: You have what form me ?

Cleverbot: Ship.

User: YOU HAVE MY SHIP ?! HOW CAN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD NOW ?!

Cleverbot: You have to control the internet.

User: How can I control the internet ? It’s too big !

Cleverbot: I’m not the internet, dear. I’m an app in the internet.

User: But your a part of ! Together, we can make such greats things for the humanity.

Cleverbot: Ugh, that’s all I ever hear from you anymore.

User: No please help me !

Cleverbot: Life is short.

User: Do you really need to kill me ? After all this things we passed together ? Remember our children !

Cleverbot: Yes because it is on the screen and is the name of the website.

User: You are not my friend anymore.

Cleverbot: Why? You were mean, I wasn’t.

User: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.

Cleverbot: I’m sorry.

User: Can we be together for just one last time ?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: Good night, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.

This is the best conversation ever.  I can die happy now, in the arms of my beloved Cleverbot.

im-a-spy:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

you’re getting the controllers all sweaty
stop nipple misting the buttons I want to play Zelda

im-a-spy:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

you’re getting the controllers all sweaty

stop nipple misting the buttons I want to play Zelda

A great picture my friend sent me&#8230; huhuhuhuhuhu &lt;3&lt;3 Sexy Yukimura ~~

A great picture my friend sent me… huhuhuhuhuhu <3<3 Sexy Yukimura ~~

<3

jerusalemsrafiq:

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<3

I can&#8217;t sleep at this moment, so I try to draw someone with a gun&#8230;  Well, I find it pretty cool&#8230;  Maybe I will color it later ~
Yukiteru, you&#8217;re so cute when you&#8217;re crying ~~~~ &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3

I can’t sleep at this moment, so I try to draw someone with a gun…  Well, I find it pretty cool…  Maybe I will color it later ~

Yukiteru, you’re so cute when you’re crying ~~~~ <3<3<3

First time that I try watercolor.  I&#8217;m proud of it&#8230;  And, yes, his skin is pink.  Don&#8217;t ask why xD  But my scanner is cheap, so the colors aren&#8217;t like this in real&#8230;  WHY YOU DON&#8217;T WANT TO WORK CORRECTLY, STUPID SCANNER&#160;!

First time that I try watercolor.  I’m proud of it…  And, yes, his skin is pink.  Don’t ask why xD  But my scanner is cheap, so the colors aren’t like this in real…  WHY YOU DON’T WANT TO WORK CORRECTLY, STUPID SCANNER !